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She took off her thick, wraparound sunglasses, her eyes held tightly shut. That’s
when I noticed th tattoo stencilled on each eyelid.
”Do not stare directly into aperture.”
”Internecine conflict, erosion of natural resources; extinction inevitable. I’m sorry, it’s
just not worth experimenting with giving primates on that planet higher reasoning
functions.
”Let’s shut down that simulation and try the one with the octopuses.”
The ads on Facebook felt like they were listening in to my thoughts.
”Win a new iPhone”
”Sign up for a new uni course this month”
”Don’t forget to buy milk”
”It sounds like you need a hug”
Predictive text memes tap into our desire for more exciting answers than our lives
otherwise provide.
we hope that the robot sees more in our abilities, believes more in our weird, turns us into What We Could Be instead of what we are.
Type your deepest fantasy; the one you try and hide from even yourself and ask the predictive text whether it sees it scrawled in binary across the Turing tape of fate.
You wander a wasteland, a slight glitch in your gait causing you to stumble; to fall
down onto the barren, featureless land. You know there are other worlds, you’ve seen
them appear in the heavens above; worlds more completed, more populated, places
where you wouldn’t be lonely beyond belief.
But in the end even all of those worlds will be cast aside like yours; half-finished projects forgotten as the creator falls prey to the flash of a new idea.
I’m not saying that i keep DNA from all my house guests but I’m also not saying that you’re the original you.
Our business can bring your dreams to life; within reason of course!
New radio telescope capabilities? Doable
Bringing back your husband from the fae lands? Sorry but none of our staff are
allowed back there after what happened at our xmas party.
I forced a human to watch 1000 hours of Netflix TV shows and then told it to write a
script as starvation slowly overcame it.
The ”work” you inflict on us is ”cruelty” when done to you?
Inside of you there are two wolves.
The ethics committee is going to have some questions about my work.